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United Nations Security Council Resolution 34 was adopted on 15 September 1947. The Council removed the dispute between Greece and Albania, Yugoslavia, and Bulgaria from its agenda and turned over all documents related to the case to the General Assembly.
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Wingen is a commune in the Bas-Rhin department in Grand Est in north-eastern France.
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